I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.

I was against it and an argument started.

I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.

He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?"

And I said "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs."

Sorry, but this post was way too long to be able to be read without making you scroll for about a mile to find the next post. to see the article, click on "Read More".

Yo mama's so fat that when she sees a school bus she yells, "Stop that Twinkie!"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs water skiing?
I don't know but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's red but smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

What's green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.